When plane tickets turn up out of the blue, I assume I've won the lottery. But when is life ever that simple?

Instead, I find myself whisked away to Lichtenstein, where I'm confronted by the three boys I 'married' in a park when I was just seven years old! How the hell was I supposed to know that a children's fanciful game would hold real-world weight in a foreign country?

And it just so happens that one of those boys grew up to be a damn prince.

As it turns out, the prince needs a formal divorce so that he can marry for crown-and-country in a match already decided for him…

But the other two men in our impossible marriage have terms of their own. They won't agree to a divorce until the prince joins us for a no holds barred holiday. Just the four of us.