After too many nights hiding out at my best friend's pub, I'm making no progress on my upcoming comedy special. Writer's block is a bitch and inspiration hard to come by.

Until her. Gorgeous, intriguing and way too young for me, Lily bursts into my life and makes me yearn for things an out of shape workaholic like me has no business wanting. She urgently needs a place to stay, and I need… I need to get over myself already and keep my hands to myself!

What could a bright young thing like her possibly want with a grumpy old bastard like me? Nothing; that's what. Still, it only takes a smile for my heart to capitulate.